David needs… (FACEBOOK NOTE)

You Google “your name” then “needs” and copy the first 10 phrases with “David needs” that show up….

1. David needs a wash.
2. David needs a date.
3. David needs someone to really flesh out what he is about….unicorns, dragons…and sandwich making..
4. David needs your help.
5. David needs the beach!
6. David needs to do further investigations.
7. David needs a coat.
8. David needs grammar help.
9. David needs a black friend.
10. David needs to spend lots of time on the Wii Fit so the computer doesn’t draw him as a chubby fella anymore.

So I’m a white supremist detective that is secretly a unicorn…


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